50 years old and I ain’t got nothing in my bed, but a sweet gray cat

I'm going to Wichita, far from this opera forever more

A steam whistle from the kitchen told me that something was ready to be had

That day we flew over Manhattan and they were having a parade

Getting my kicks by sneaking up and saying boo to ghosts

Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me, as we poison the pigeons in the park

Playing piano loudly so we can't listen to the warning signs

Smug from the electrifying experience of teaching someone a lesson I myself learnt just a few minutes before

It was fall, but without all the pumpkin spice

It was a "Drink your tea holding an oversized mug with both hands" kind of tablecloth

If I were a pensioner rich with content, I'd spend it all on you

Walking home, listening to Dylan, kicking acorns at parked cars.

We went to a fancy tea house and all she wanted was bloody Earl Grey

Learning new songs to sing together on our lollipop whistles

Buttons, threads and other wonderful things that keep bringing you back to the haberdashery

Yeh! Yayoi! Yah!

Don’t trust the government. It’s filled with people who chose a career in government.

Can you really trust a girl who can eat half a KitKat and save the rest for later?

One fine Tuesday afternoon on the 9 train, I got really good advice from a terrible person

Oh to get rich and have lobster in the off season

Duck. Turtle. Mushroom. Lizard. Princess. Mario.

You buy me some Skittles and Mr. Pibb and I keep my hands to myself during the movie

Here’s to all them fruity men who love fruity teas and biscuits at 4

Let's have the kind of party that starts with fresh flowers, but brings property values down

I changed all my contacts to emojis, and now you're fried shrimp

I get tired, I get old but to see you steady brings a flood of gold

Let's forget about our broken lives and play hide and seek like it was the 80s

One day Miro's dog said "will you walk me, please?"

That colourful beach where we ate cupcakes and got high on 'shrooms with starfish and sheep

It always looked so lovely, warm and peaceful from a distance